![]() Via is yelling, “You just had a snack!” over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. Kids: talking through the best part of the song since the dawn of time. Via with a toddler is like sharing a bed with a drunk octopus who is looking for his car keys. Via know you’ve grown a lot as a parent when you watch your kid lick something in public and think, “Eh. Hi, my daughter will be late to school because she can zip her jacket by herself. ![]() Via to Make Iced Coffee: Have kids, make coffee, forget you made coffee. Via don’t wear what we slept in out in public.” -Me, lying to my child. Me: Could you please stop asking me the same question over and over?!Īlso Me: Do you have to go to the bathroom? Did you go to the bathroom? Did you use the bathroom yet? Are you using the bathroom? I was so cute when I thought I was tired back before I had kids. Some are Moms, in Target, filling their carts with a bunch of things they didn’t even need. Via a parent, my hobbies include repeating myself, rage waiting, and repeating myself. Via days I have it totally together and others I find toast I made 3 days ago still sitting in the toaster oven. If you’ve never said “You need to back up a little so I can wipe myself,” do you even have kids? Here are my top 20 funny parenting quotes. I scoured the internet and social media for some things to make you smile. So whether you’re a Mom or a Dad, whether your kids are babies or grown, we can all use a laugh. While we get to watch these beautiful human beings grow up, we also have to deal with a lack of sleep and answering 42343092 questions a day, about things we don’t even know the answer too.
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